Vince Eccles is the main minion at Space Environment Corporation. He has worked tireless for 9 years. (He has saved enough to buy some all-season radials this next Christmas.)
Vince received his PhD in Physics from Utah State University in 1988. Upon closer inspection, the PhD on his diploma was for 'Post-Hole-Digger'. Indeed, most of his research involved a shovel. His dissertation, 'Examination of Black Holes in Southern Utah using David Einstein's General Theory of Relatives', has received very little recognition.